Crap Adventurers Might Find in a Dungeon

I figured I'd share this table I wrote up of miscellaneous dungeon crap. Anytime the adventurers stumble across some loot or something, throw down d% a time or two and see what comes up. Most of it's useful, or interesting. Some of it's junk. All of it could conceivably be found in a goblin lair or an orc stronghold.

1. Loincloth made of spotted fur
2. Crudely-drawn pornography
3. Rotting animal hide
4. Dice made of bone, wood, stone, etc.
5. Quill and ink set with wooden box (10 gp)
6. Sack of toasted nuts
7. Crude stone knife (equivalent to dagger, breaks on a natural 1)
8. Polished bone cutlery set (fork, spoon, knife)
9. Leather necklace with stone arrowhead
10. Iron belt buckle carved into a dwarf's face
11. Charcoal sticks in a leather case and a sheaf of parchment
12. Playing cards made of cut and preserved leaves
13. Rusty set of oversized keys
14. Small gem carved into the shape of a skull (25 gp)
15. Raw steak wrapped in leaves
16. Salted pork wrapped in paper and tied up
17. Notebook with charcoal drawings of dragons
18. Six-inch steel rod with a small gem on one end (used up wand, 25 gp)
19. Crude fishing rod and hook
20. Set of fishing lures and hooks in a wooden box (5 gp)
21. Leather pack with 1d8 spices (5 gp)
22. Blank spellbook bound with thin steel cover and 100 pages (25 gp)
23. Magnifying glass (30 gp)
24. Gold signet ring with animal head design (roll on Jewelry table for value)
25. Animal teeth (crocodile, lion, bear, etc.) on a leather netcklace
26. Reptile skin boots and gloves
27. Blood-stained pants and tunic
28. Cat skull carved with strange runes
29. Bag of sugar cane
30. Sack of hard candies
31. Green, chunky fluid in glass bottle (spoiled potion, save vs. poison or spend 2d10 minutes retching)
32. Dagger hilt with broken blade
33. 2d12 arrows in quiver
34. Tapestry showing some sort of battle
35. A bolt of silk (5d10 gp)
36. Salted fish wrapped in paper
37. A cook book with recipes calling for exotic ingredients (giant spider legs, roc breast, etc.)
38. A glass eye
39. A bag full of cheap glass orbs
40. A leather sack full of volcanic rock
41. Obsidian dagger (as dagger, breaks on natural 1)
42. Knotted leather cord 2d12 inches long
43. Deer or elk pelt
44. Crushed iron helmet
45. Sack of small, ceramic animals
46. Driftwood carved with prophecies of dark tidings
47. A single bone die carved with twenty sides
48. A bear carved out of dark wood
49. A miniature replica of a trident
50. A wooden knife with a man's name scratched into the blade (as dagger, breaks on natural 1 or 2)
51. A love letter addressed to “Calothrax”
52. A nutcracker made of cloudy red crystal (10 gp)
53. A wood plaque with a lightning bolt carved into it
54. Twelve colored wax crayons
55. Black leather jacket with steel buttons (1d10 gp)
56. 1d10 vials of colored dyes
57. Bottle of goblin liquor
58. Thread and sewing needle
59. Miscellaneous leather patches and strips
60. Empty leather sack
61. Sack full of chicken bones
62. A preserved cat skeleton
63. Owlbear claws (1d10) carved with inspirational sayings
64. A young owlbear skull
65. A stuffed parrot on a perch with the name Lorran on the perch base
66. Jar of preserved animal eyes
67. A leather book full of nonfunctional “spells” that are actually gibberish
68. Paintings with words like “Iron Maiden” and “Megadeth” on them (like heavy metal album covers)
69. A scroll of “Jim's Magic Missile” which is just the normal Magic Missile spell
70. Soldiers carved out of wood and painted green
71. Box of broken ceramic pots
72. A birdhouse painted white with a red roof
73. A wood clock with bent hands
74. Bottled fizzy liquid labeled “cola”
75. 1d12 pots of paint and brushes
76. 25 foot steel chain (60 gp)
77. Waterskin full of goat or pig blood
78. Inflated goat stomach used as a ball
79. Wood stick, wooden ball covered in stitched leather, and a thick leather mitt
80. A stuffed dog complete with a studded leather collar
81. A wooden crown with “King” carved into the front
82. An obsidian orb that's heavier than it should be
83. A jar of oddly-colored clay
84. 1d4 small statues of dragons
85. A single owlbear feather or dragon scale
86. A mace so rusty, it falls apart when moved
87. A sheet of canvas with “Run away!” scrawled on it in blood
88. Leather sack full of marbles
89. Sack full of bent bottle caps
90. Green leather backpack full of dried out leaves
91. A book bound in leaves with no title or contents
92. A headband with curved panes of tinted glass or crystal that go across the wearer's eyes
93. A potted plant with the name “Myrtle” scrawled on the pot
94. A smooth walking stick
95. An empty crate with bloodstains on the inside
96. A live turkey
97. 1d8 ceramic coins with an unknown face stamped on them
98. A cache of hops, barley, and a pouch that says “yeast” on it
99. A garishly-painted statue of a dwarf chugging a mug of ale
100. Roll again or choose one